halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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