my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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