so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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