Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.