All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.