I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.