Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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