Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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