i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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