You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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