careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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