I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
that's an acceptable place to lick
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The air was thick with penises
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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