the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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