I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
soo... how was my night?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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