I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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