you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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