I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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