There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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