I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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