yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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