I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
