HIV tests are more positive than that guy
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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