I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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