Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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