I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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