Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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