ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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