Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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