Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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