You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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