Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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