He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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