Do you still have your period?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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