KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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