mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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