someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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