he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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