he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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where does the pee come out of this thing
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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