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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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