I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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