We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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