Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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