I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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