But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize