i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins