Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize