This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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