Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We need a shit load of segways right now
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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