how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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