What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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