he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
