you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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