Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you are never too drunk for berry picking
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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