I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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