I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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