ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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