so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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