My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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