My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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