i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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